This is just at the edge of SNL’s weirdness before it gets into Teacher Fell Down territory.
Just got to thinking
My favorite thing ever in skyrim is, the dragonborn legend, right?
A Nord legend that is from Nord belief of the Nord culture. Pretty big deal for Nords.
And you can surprise them all by making the dragonborn a dark elf.
Just imagine Ulfrics discomfort.
Dark Elf Dragonborn: *rubs their hands all over Ulfrics face* does this displease you Ulfric???? Doe s th i s dis s sssplea se y o u?????
Fuck Ulric Stormcloak. Discomfort? The High Elf Dovahkiin Kate McKinnon shouted his shitty ass into jiblets and fed him to the orphans of Riften.