Bria: I *ack* can’t do anything to these tentacles! It’s *cough* undead!
Gahncai: Isn’t your dark magic good again–*ugrgh* undead?
Bria: Dark magic can’t be good against undead AND good *urk* against the living to MAKE them dead! That makes *winces in pain* no sense!
Ularon: Then it would just be good at everything.
Brian: Ex–*argh*–actly. Can’t one of YOU do something?
Ularon: I can read its mind…
Ularon: …it wants to crush us with its tentacles.
Gahncai: I can emit an off–*urgh* offensive musk in a 10 meter range.
Ularon: Radius or diameter?
Bria: You did *ungh* that on Celdon. Do NOT do it–
Ularon: Great Knowledge of the Deep! What is wrong with you air dwellers!? It’s like an incontinent whale beached itself!
Brian: If you make me vomit while being choked, I will kill you, Gahncai!
Gahncai: Oh, so dark magic is harmless against evil, but still works against your friends?
Brian: That’s *hrrgh* EXACTLY how dark magic works!