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All posts for the month July, 2012

rosalarian:

No, Google, you can’t have my phone number, because I don’t trust you not to write it on every bathroom wall next to “for a good time call.”

funkies:

lets play a game called olympics or gay porn

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: agentpcoulson

S.H.I.E.L.D. is neither a daycare, nor a petting zoo. I repeat: S.H.I.E.L.D. is neither a daycare, nor a petting zoo.]

Sublime simplicity.

itswalky:

deantrippe:

Christian Bale was in Aurora today visiting victims of Friday’s movie theater shooting.

Yeah, it’s nice that Bruce Wayne showed up, but that jerk Batman’s totally a no-show.

gailsimone:

christel-thoughts:

weian-fu:

shortformblog:

“I was thinking, I have to get this family out, without getting hit myself. I managed to do one.”

A hero in yesterday’s shooting: ”At the end of the aisle, I ran into a woman. She yelled, ‘My kids!’ and I saw she had two young kids with her,” Jarell Brooks, 19, told ABC News. “I made sure they got in the aisle and pushed behind her to make sure she got out of there.” In his effort to protect this family, Brooks was shot in the leg. He’s out of the hospital now, and is being hailed as a hero for his actions. Meanwhile, the woman he saved, Patricia Legarreta, was hit as well, and taken to the hospital — where her boyfriend proposed. She said yes. (ht @sorta_like_art)

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

“I saw someone in distress,” he said. “I’m not the kind of person who would let them be in that situation and me selfishly trying to get myself out of the equation… all she’s trying to do is protect her kids, so I felt like if I could get her out, then maybe I would have gotten out, maybe I wouldn’t. As long as I knew she was OK I was alright.”

Jarell Brooks, I write about fictional heroes every day. You are a real life hero forever.

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

… that prefers the darkness…

… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

… but to no avail.

Reblog for truth.

megan rosalarian gedris: Here’s the thing about being a graphic designer for the news.A lot of…

ursus-omega:

amazingatheist:

londonbones:

supermegafoxyawesomehot182:

ignitemythoughts:

I hope your mother/girlfriend/sister/friends/everyone asks what happened to your nose. I hope you have to explain that you thought it’d be funny to joke with your friend about raping the drunk girl across the street. I bet you didn’t think that the girl who was walking in front of you would turn around and punch you in the face. You’re a filthy piece of shit and I don’t regret this at all.

This girl deserves all the awards. <3 

I know I’m going to get a lot of shit for this but…do you really think that punching a guy’s face so hard that it broke his nose and bruised your hand is a really appropriate action for a joke? Couldn’t you have just called him an asshole instead? It’s one thing if he was serious but if he was just joking then you just broke his nose over a freaking joke. I don’t care how offended or “triggered” you were, you just cost a guy a nose. Do you know when a guy breaks a nose you have to get surgery? Seriously, I can’t believe some people.

She over-reacted, but this dude is obviously a pussy. No, not because he got his nose-broken by a girl! Girls are perfectly capable of hitting guys and doing damage. I’m not a macho asshole, and I give female toughness it’s due. However, if a girl punches you in the face, you punch her back. Seriously. To not punch her back is sexist.

She should be showing off her bloody nose, not just some fucked up fingers. 

Totally. The amount of support this girl is getting is stupid. People can´t tell jokes? I joke about raping babies and killing people all the time. I guess I´m just a gross guy and deserve to be punched as well.

There’s a world of difference between joking about raping babies in your living room with friends and doing it in a nursery with your pants down.

APE IN A CAPE: A Serious Question For The Day