that is amazing
Honestly, their plan seemed a bit flawed from the get-go…
<secretcode> It should be illegal for a Radio Station to do nothing but marathon Meatloaf for three hours.
<Fifty-Five> I agree. Three straight hours is ridiculous.
<Fifty-Five> On the other hand, two out of three ain’t bad.
Seven months from now, when The Dark Knight Rises is released, Batman will die at the end. There will be a meme where there’s a screencap of Bruce Wayne’s final breath, with a caption:
“Abed is Batman now.”
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Me: Hi. I’d like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
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